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TESTS SHOW THAT BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES Yesterday, scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. The study released examined 100 men who had consumed 12 pints of beer within two hours time.  The scientific observations clearly showed that after this moderate exposure to beer 100% of the test subjects lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and could not drive.

BANANA CAKE Banana Cake Ingredients: 1 Bedroom, 2 Smiling Eyes, 2 Well Shaped Legs, 2 Firm Milk Containers, 1 Fur Trimmed Mixing Bowl, 1 Large Banana, 2 Two Large Nuts. Method: 1. Go to bedroom. 2. Look into smiling eyes. 3. Separate well shaped legs. 4. Squeeze milk containers until trimmed bowl is well greased. 5. Add banana. 6. Gently work in and out until well greased. 7. Cover with nuts. Note: Cake is done when banana is soft. Wash utensils. You may lick the bowl clean!!! If the cake starts to rise, leave town immediately.