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WINNING THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES |
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Talking in generalities can sound great, but end not being much help in practical application. Sure, the book makes some interesting points and has neat pictures, but is this really helping the poor eunuchs out there (like me)? Well, if acquiring new behaviors is not your specialty, this is the chapter for you. Here is the inside information and the nuts and bolts advice on making time not with just one kind of woman, not with women in general, but with the specific kinds of women one meets out in the real world. The densest men out there need not despair entirely. Even when you do not understand the questions, you can still pass the test if you are given the answers in advance. [1] BOTTOM
All that: after learning one other central point on the subject of women, the first point to judge a woman by. Women come in all shapes, colors and sizes. They vary across the spectrum in terms of beauty and brains. However women have but two basic personality-types. One type appeals to a man’s logic and self-interest in a material world. The other type of woman appeals to a man’s passions in his fantasy world.
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NICE GIRLS |
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The first thing to know about nice girls is they
are not a mutant deviation like Nice Guys are.
Nice girls have been the feminine majority since before human
times began.
Nice girls are mostly worried about the welfare of
everyone. They are
adherents to the law and to all things moral.
Virulent nice girls are slavishly committed to the servicing of
Man and his children. What
nice girls may lack in pizzazz they try to make up with economic
utility. Not a bad strategy
really. Why not take the
woman who works hard with few complaints? |
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But, just like Woman and Nice Guys together, happiness is not that simple. The only thing that can for long concentrate a man’s desires is the mystery and excitement of Eve’s poisonous fruit; something nice girls do not offer. So Man makes his everyday peace with nice girls while spending his lustful energies chasing, at least in his mind, the other kind of woman. |
BAD GIRLS |
| It is not known exactly why men are so consumed with bad girls. Some speculate that it is Man’s desire to also be free of all rules. Others believe it is the self-centered arrogance that is so alluring. Whatever the reason, nice girls rightly live in terror of losing their man to a passing bad girl. |
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That Damn Woman!
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| Bad girls often disguise themselves as nice girls.
They are brilliant in deception and misdirection.
You may never be able to tell what her whims really are, but be
assured she is going to do anything to achieve them.
Lying, cheating, stealing and hating are the tools of her trade.
Her promiscuity promises to leave a long line of wrecked men and
robbed Nice Guys behind. |
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So, when you meet a woman you have some interest in, try to determine early on whether she is a nice girl or a bad girl. They require different treatment. No matter how sly a bad girl, her true colors will show before long. |
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN |
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I’ll wager those male readers out there are pleased this is the first type of woman analyzed here. If simple methods work with beautiful girls why read any further? Nothing so good is possibly so simple. One reason is that there is nowhere near enough beautiful young women to go around. Another is a destructive disposition many beautiful women have. That unfortunate trait is a weakness for the Caveman. |
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Little changed mentally from their prehistoric ancestors, present day Cavemen are an embattled breed. Often facing a young, brutal death at the hands of fellow travelers, frequently imprisoned and always poorly paid, there are many hazards for Cavemen in the modern world. Looking more like an ape than a human, it is difficult for them to avoid the negative stereotypes the Caveman has so richly earned. The fact that up to half of the beautiful young women are still held by Cavemen is possibly the single greatest failing of civilization to date. Certainly, many of those women are virtual prisoners, others are bad girls drawn to the natural bad guy. But what about the rest? |
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Only one thing is certain. Men will never learn the Cavemen’s appeal from just observing them. The Caveman’s mental density renders him inscrutable. Even the greatest tough guy chauvinist could never hope to compete with Cavemen on their level.
So, that leaves a comparative handful of beautiful young women available for the leering masses; about a 50:1 ratio. Here are the ways to improve on those odds. |
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CAPTURING NICE GIRLS |
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If the young beautiful woman you want is a nice girl, the way is more clear-cut. The things to remember are: Being aloof and arrogant at first is a big plus with nice girls. After all, the best warriors naturally have a lot of pride and even romantic love requires some time to take full effect. Arrogance is even a bigger plus with beautiful women. To attract nice girls it is always best to appear widely known and accomplished. If the woman is also beautiful, the notoriety must include being desired by other attractive women. Beautiful women want to be on display. They want to soak in male desire. They like to hear red hot stories. Though they pretend to dismiss gender barriers in conversation, nice girls are actually the keepers of the prime directive: Men are to be the initiators of all things romantic from starting the first conversation to making the marriage proposal. Nice girls are the promoters of other gender barriers too.
Nice girls feel like their money and yours should be used for good purposes, their purposes. Like most women, nice girls want to spend every spare dollar. Most nice girls like everything to be clean, clean, clean. Nice girls want to be pursued (though not always a prerequisite). Finally, nice girls disapprove of "playing around", but sometimes are willing to cut themselves some slack. Suitable men are only to want one good woman at a time. All the rest are just con artists. So here are some suggested strategies. |
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1. Have at least a few photos of you with beautiful women suggesting a past romance. Get these even if you have to ask your sister and her friends to help you. 2. Be seen in the close presence of other beautiful women in the time just after the first meeting, but once sparks have started to seriously fly between you, give her lots of attention, especially when she is playing a little hard to get. 3. Do not suggest doing what you want to do; intimate meetings. Suggest the beach. Go to crowded places. If there is someplace known for its beautiful women (not strip bars), go there. If your date has titillated a dozen men over the evening, the chances for passionate sex with you later skyrocket. 4. Throw out as many names and events attended as you can say. Belong to a couple of groups you can talk about (even if you don’t attend). Have a good number of phone messages for her to hear. 5. Have a nice place and a neat car. Neither has to be greatly expensive. 6. Express disdain for “fooling around”, but talk about it frequently, especially affairs by people she knows. Have racy jokes to tell. 7. Talk about yourself often: your deeds and requirements. Be demanding at restaurants and hotels. Walk in public like you have a porcupine up your anus. Be overbearing. Believe it or not, it is what’s expected. 8. Be tough. Win the game of banter between men when she is there. Slug some sloshed joker when he becomes obnoxious. Be good with a gun. Have muscles to show. Drive a motorcycle. Beer bellies lose. 9. Never pour your heart out, at least until you have been together a while. It is not only embarrassing, it is often harmful to your chances. Every chump she talks to more than once says this kind of stuff. Do not be branded as a Nice Guy. If things are going to work out, she will be the one pouring her heart out first. 10. Remember that knot in your throat when the time comes to call the woman you just recently met? Well that knot is twice as large for nice girls who say they will make that call. Although feeling liberated in making the offer, here is the gender barrier that many women do not cross. Excuse failures of will on this score (but only at first). 11. If the nice girl you want has a boyfriend she is not ditching just yet, keep your face time with her to a minimum unless you want to become "just friends". But check again every so often. 12. The first time she comes to your house have everything spotless. But keep the bedroom cluttered (not dirty). It is alright for her to think about having sex already, but not for you. You are not supposed to think she is that easy. 13. Talk like your money is for someone else to spend. Talk like your money is her money. It just so happens, though, that you are the writer of the checks for that part of her money and you, unfortunately, inherited Dad's instincts for being cheap. 14. If you come across a nice girl trapped by a caveman, you can try the heroic stuff and it might even work. But you also might get killed. 15. If the girl is really nice, you may gain standing in her feelings by passing on sex till next time if she seems a bit undecided. It is an offer seldom withdrawn, especially from a selfless warrior like you. |
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TRAPPING BAD GIRLS
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As anyone with experience knows, bad girls are not so predictable. They might go off the deep end no matter what you do. There are a few things to remember about bad girls in general and beautiful ones in particular. Bad girls are at war with all other women. Beautiful bad girls have even more reason to dislike almost all members of their own gender. Bad girls, more like men, are driven by the contest. Their contest is no great cause. In the end, their goal is to prove their superiority to all other women. From conversation and outward appearances, bad girls seem to believe money is everything. They like hearing the same thing. Many bad girls respond positively to rejection and abuse. If you are important enough to treat her like a doormat whore, you are just the right man.
Except for money or cover, bad girls have little truck with Nice Guys or weaklings. No rules apply to beating these guys out of money. Beauty in a woman makes these losers end as the hopeless chump. Bad girls like tough guys. They are greatly attracted to smooth guys, but are also cautious of them.
However, it is the sharp guy that captures the bad girl's heart. The right sharp guy opening approach can land you in bed within hours of a first meeting with a bad girl. The caveman has his greatest success with bad girls. If a bad girl likes everything clean it could well be an obsession. But most of them live in a wreck that would take a battalion of maids to deal with. Their cars are always stuffed full. Some could live inside a garbage can.
It may never be truly known whether bad girls also disapprove of "playing around" as many claim to, but trust your instincts not to believe what you hear from the source. Bad girls expect the best men to be players and are willing to deal with it (ruthlessly). So, make "playing around" even more of a favorite subject of conversation when you are pursuing a bad girl. It is pleasing to have your own bad impulses reflected in others. So, try these. |
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1. Remember those photos? The wilder: the better. 2. When the opportunity arises suddenly never take a rain-check. That is the unforgivable insult. But often, just for fun, bad girls make the first opening under impossible circumstances. So if you do not have sex with her while her boyfriend is sleeping on the couch and your date is waiting in the car, it may well be the last chance you get.
4. Except the couple of friends she has, criticize other women mercilessly. 5. Forget the slow romancing. Talk like money is everything. Act like sex with her is everything. 6. Any
bad girl hanging on a Nice Guy is, inside, dying for a real man.
She is wide open for the taking no matter what the appearances
may be. 7. Gender barriers? None really do exist for bad girls. There are no prerogatives. There is no privacy. Protect yourself. 8. Trying to disentangle a bad girl from a caveman has been a significant factor in male mortality for tens of thousands of years now. Some bad girls enjoy the spectacle as a way of playing head games with their caveman. Find something less dangerous to do. 9. When she first comes over, make sure that bedroom looks perfect. That is the only room you are supposed to be thinking about. It might be all right to step over a few things in getting there. 10. Spend some money on fun things. Dangle money, talk big money, but have a convenient excuse always ready. Once trapped into a money favor it will become a perpetual obligation. 11. Test her with bad treatment. If she reacts with greater deference to you, a parade of whores and a few new holes in the wall will only help your relationship. 12. Encourage her in how she is doing. Compare her favorably to other women she does not like. Compliment her on her ploys and even her deceptions. If you help convince her she is winning, it will help you win. If you use these strategies and have a little luck, you will have success with beautiful young women. You will also find that a lot of other women are showing interest in you. It is with these ladies that a chauvinist often finds his greatest success. |
OLDER WOMEN |
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Does a woman’s physical attraction, like a fine wine, grow better with age? That is true of many woman at least up to a certain age; seldom older than 28. Most peak about age 21. Then comes the decline. Even for the best ladies, the end is about 45. That is the time, for purposes of sex anyway, a woman moves from older to just plain old.
This is a stark, unfair fact of life that enrages modern Woman and always will, but it is something wired into Man’s mind. A state of denial about this pervades today, but it supplies little actual relief for fleeting feminine sex appeal. Even if not on a fully conscience level, women do act on the deadline imposed by nature. Once some of the bliss surrounding romantic love is blown, once a woman realizes men may only get worse from here and soon be gone forever, chastity becomes no longer a big issue. Indeed, the romantic juices are steaming more than ever and the mind is fully willing.
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You, Mrs. Robinson |
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Women more focused on the exquisite passion in sex offer the chauvinist much in reward. There is no greater a lover than a lady concentrating on her own satisfaction finally. And the demands out of bed, if any, are fewer. Here are the ladies who will fill a black book for the right kind of man. So, enjoy some of the finest wine from the grapes that have started falling from the vine.
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BLONDES |
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Blondes are intriguing, exciting. Men hang on their words. Men pant when blondes fluctuate their womanly curves. Men wonder how they can possibly find a way. Not everyone is the brightest light in the universe. A lot of people do not even have a full deck of cards upstairs. But there is an identifiable streak of mental thickness among a particular group of females that is unknown to the rest of humankind. Let's just call these women "blondes". But one is puzzled by some of her conversation. And what exactly does that vacant look in her face mean?
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There are several theories about the mental disconnect that afflicts blondes. 1.The human brain normally is protected from light.
The color and reflection from the roots of blond hair, though,
brightens things up too much inside the skull.
A kind of chaos ensues that restricts information to, and
particularly from, the brain. 2. Blondes have it so made with men that they do not have to mature
mentally past the age of male puberty.
3. It is not the blond hair that affects the brain.
It is the brain that causes the hair to be blond.
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Wherever the truth may lie, men want blondes. Her IQ is entirely beside the point. Here is how to accomplish that. 1. Workout Mentally - Try to think for hours at a time about the simplest of things. For example: How is it that every year, every year has your birthday in it? If the earth spins around the sun, where does the sun go at night? Since men are so smart, why do they not answer their own damn questions! 2. Be Prepared - Just because you strike out with even ugly blondes do not presume the next gorgeous blond will not have the hots for you. What turns a blond on is largely unknown, but it has something to do with astrology charts and the effects from freezing the human brain. Never give up. Your number will come too. 3. Be Careful – It is a well-known fact that the hatred of brunettes and redheads flows through blondes infiltrating and bonding with unsuspecting men. Stunned by such intense female emotion over sex, men who have close encounters with this phenomenon instantly revert to their primal mindset no matter how sophisticated they may be. This effect is most of what blondes have over other women.
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Fat women do not occupy the opposite side of the spectrum from beautiful women. For a certain number of men, they are the beautiful women. |
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The beauty in flab has waxed and waned over the past millennium. Medieval art always portrayed pudgy women as the ultimate in feminine beauty. In raw terms of natural selection, fat women appear better able to withstand hunger and better-suited to bear children. In modern times, though, flab has flunked.
If there were some potion that would change a man’s
desire to fat women, you probably would do well to take it.
Until that happens, you might consider the following. |
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1. Fat women are good cooks.
2. A
naked fat woman seems little different if the lights are out and your
hands are tied behind your back. 3. Fat
women have a lot of oral experience, from chewing.
4. The
tidal waves on your waterbed might have some therapeutic effect. 5. The extra poundage in the household will lower the heating bill.
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| Fat girls are not an area of expertise for the usual chauvinist. But if so inclined, why not? After all, you will never have a wider experience. | ||
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UGLY WOMEN |
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Is this book really going to stoop to the level of picking on these girls just for a few laughs? But not for long. Q. What is the most elaborate opening pickup line an ugly woman hears? A. All right. Let’s go to your place. Q. When does an ugly woman come in handy? A. When you might have to scare away a band of bloodthirsty rottweilers. Q. What is the best part of making love to an ugly woman? A. Unknown. . Be as crude as you wish, most ugly girls actually have it made. Masters of the Nice Guys and the nerds, ugly women do not have to contend as much with deceit and infidelity. There are none of the great modern pressures to improve or at least hold onto your looks. Aging is a pleasant journey to wisdom (and to revenge with female acquaintances). In their dealings with men they mostly work with the head that lies on top of the shoulders. Ugly women are ten times less likely to have a nervous breakdown than beautiful women are.
So if there were a potion that would change a beautiful woman to an ugly one, one may do well to take it. |
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For those readers out there who take the more comic suggestions
made here too literally, no warranties are on offer.
Outcomes cannot always be reliably predicted.
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