A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

After reading this book, you may have already guessed it was composed by someone intimately familiar with the Animal Kingdom. 

Although this is his first effort in publication, my dog Moe is highly versed in the push and tug of sexual politics. 

Himself a purebred English Mastiff, Moe should be eminently respected with the pick of the babes.  Not so.  His own woman whores with a hound Rottweiler.  His woman’s bastard son, every day, started a bloody brawl with Moe with the other dogs usually piling on top.  He eventually was so torn up Moe had to join an Angus herd from which he gets his last name. 

That was the end of Moe’s sex life, but that also has given him the perspective to inspire this book for the benefit of his fellow eunuchs.  It is a timeless subject.

Moe’s ghostwriter chooses to remain anonymous.  I don’t need femme nazis picketing my house and, who knows, I may want to someday romance a woman who had the bright idea to read this book.  Let Moe take the heat.